Triple Crown

Today was a historic day in the sport of fatherhood, as Wyatt and Will achieved their first triple crown: Wyatt pooped, peed, and spit up on Dad, all within a span of six hours. First came a truly spectacular diaper blowout while Will was rocking him barechested, followed by an encore performance on the changing pad before the new diaper was in place. While Will was distracted by the rhythmic gushing of the poop geyser, Wyatt took the opportunity to produce a classic urine spout. Last, and this was a true feat of inspiration: while Will was burping Wyatt between boobs, Wyatt tucked his chin and spit up a whole bellyful of milk right into the convenient receptacle of his father's shirt pocket. He filled it so neatly that Will didn't even notice anything until nearly a minute later, when the spitout started to ooze down the front of his shirt.

Way to go, boys!